Top Gear Returns! No, Not Cars 2…The Top Gear!

Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond return to our television screens with yet another season of Top Gear. (Will you please stop thinking about Cars 2?)
The talk show brings back all the discussions and all the statistics, all the speed and all the excitement, and none of that boring stuff on how to win a girl in 10 days. It’s our show – cool, high-key and brash! Take out your cars; and if you don’t have one, buy one!
Recently, a trailer was released. Top Gear, which starts on June 26, is showcasing some awesome cars. The trailer gave a glimpse of Jeremy Clarkson at the front seat of McLaren MP4-12C. Wow, this is what you call amazing!
I also saw Richard Hammond darting around in a Dartz Prombron. And if the two were seat-belting such magnificent cars, why do you think James would let go of the chance? Well, there we were, shouting ‘go Jamie go’ when he cruised past our sight in a blink, safely seated inside a Mini WRC.
The trailer also shows Abarth 500C and Citroën DS3-R skidding down the city streets. If your heart has started racing, then hold it because you will need some of your breath to take in the screeching halt of a Porsche Boxster.
And if now you can’t hold your breath any longer, watch Top Gear episodes online…ah, the previous season, sir; there is still a week before you get to see the trio keeping the rules of driving intact…huh!
After that if you want to buy a car, don’t bother to listen to everything that the experts have to say – just walk out – you don’t have a car yet, remember – and barge in one of those car dealers’ shop. If they ask you what car you wanna buy sir, dreamily mention any name from Top Gear’s.
And promise me you will punch that car dealer if he even jokingly mentions you having drawn an inspiration from Cars 2. BANG! Yeah, like that!

Don’t Ever Travel With Train Again! When Would Cars come To use?

Confused?
Top Gear’s latest segment intends to cover several grounds, just as it always does, but it intends to do that through a modified caravan. Now this could be an important step towards making transportation cheaper, and much more convenient.
The segment proposes some new and easy-to-apply methods, in order to make train travel better. And what the hosts of the show have chosen to do here?
I will tell you.
While Jeremy Clarkson will review two of the most sleek and beautiful cars around, the show would also take up a caravan and modify it into… Well, it sort of will look like a train!
You see, they never attempt to achieve anything less than a miracle.
Watch Top Gear season 17 episode 4 online to learn how an alternative can be used to make your train journeys cheaper, and less time-consuming.
The Top Gear team will replace the locomotive with cars and carriages that are modified to suit driver’s needs. 

This means, that you would get to enjoy a car drive, with lots of luggage, and still feel as if you are luggage-less! And if the giant vehicle doesn’t entirely fit your mood, you already have the Jaguar XKR-S and Nissan GT-R to choose from!
Jeremy Clarkson will bring these two on the road, test drive them, give his insightful comments, without which we can’t ever decide what car to buy, leaving us with loads of alternatives to choose our drive from.
Fun would never escape the vicinity of Top Gear, as just after Jeremy Clarkson’s stunts, Rowan Atkinson will take centre stage, as the guest star. There’s always a feeling while watching Top Gear, a feeling that we may be running out of excuses to not buy a new car.
That adds some more fun, doesn’t it?

Who says that you can’t Drive Cheap?

My dear rich friends, here is the challenge…! Bring on your expensive hi-end cars for a down town race…But yeah, fix the race only after the upcoming episode of Top Gear is screened in the next few days.
Would be interesting to see you guys lose it with your hard earned hot wheels and at the same time, imagine my profits from the race.
Point to note: I race only when there’s a large amount of dough at stake.

Jeremy, James, and Richard are back again into the loopy world of wheels. And, this time, with something absolutely different from the flashy stuff that we normally get to view and dream about.
So guys, I am eagerly waiting to watch Top Gear season 17 episode 3 online with just seven grands in my pocket for a rugged Nissan Pixo, or maybe a McLaren MP4-12C, that could help me give you brats a tough competition.
Well, which one of the two…? A Nisan Pixo or a McLaren; well, that depends on Jeremy and his advice for sure. But wait, these are not the only two options… Jeremy would be comparing it to a similarly priced Ferrari, I guess…
Well, are you there, you rich kids?
I know you would be laughing at the thought of second hand cars…
But, wait folks…listen to this. Car permanence, strength, and driving credentials would be tested at the most suitable of locales so that you guys stop laughing and start using your head on how to make the most out of your seven grands. And, it would be an obvious blunder for us to assume that a team of experts like Jeremy, James, and Richard would be showcasing only three cars. There will be more of these for sure….
How will you guys react to a Range Rover Evoque that passes all tests of durability and driving efficiency at a measly 7 thousand pounds?
Well, avoid the ‘gasping for breath’ gestures and start dreaming; hold on to your dough and wait to watch Top Gear on July 10, 2011.
And, don’t forget the race guys.
I can see my money tripling, right away!

It Would be a Date on the Roads of Italy!

 

If I were to ask you how is driving different in Italy, I would perhaps encounter a person in a befuddled state of mind, wrestling with the implications of the question!

Just chill guys, I would simplify things for you on that front!

Watch Top Gear season 17 episode 2 online once it is aired, and witness the trio of hosts having a tete-a-tete amidst the intricate maze of Italian roads, and having fun as it’s the Grand Prix weekend, and they have reached the town of Monte Carlo!

Testing times are in the air! For, some well-known hatchbacks would be put under the scanner and their performance will be gauged thoroughly.

Each would be trying their hands at different automobiles, thus bringing forth a variety of views as far as this unique segment of cars is concerned.

So Jeremy Clarkson would be seen at the Citroen DS3 Racing, Richard Hammond would be having a blast with the Fiat 500C Abarth, and James May would be having a tryst at the Renaultsport Clio 200 Cup. All of which indicates that quite a delectable delight is on offer!

And it hasn’t reached its culmination point yet, for Ross Noble would be the guest star in the ‘Reasonably Priced Car’ section.

Enjoy watching!

Top Gear Series 17 Premiere To Witness a Red-Letter Day in Automobile World!

Hey speed fanatics!
Your favorite speed thrill is back, and it’s back with a bang!
Jaguar has always been the epitome of beauty with brains! And there is one sleek model of which the manufacturers would always feel proud - I’m talking about the Jaguar E-Type!
The most elegant car from Jaguar’s stable will mark its 50th year of existence on the Top Gear season opener. And, at the helm of affairs will our own Jeremy Clarkson, the guy who perhaps knows the intricacies of motoring better than many!
Jeremy will feast your eyes with the newly designed version of the ‘Queen of Road’, the Jaguar E-Type. And I don’t think you would want to miss out on that moment when the replica of the 1960s masterpiece comes alive amidst a puff of dust!
However, if you still skip the momentous occasion, then back yourself up to watch Top Gear season 17 episode 1 online.
In addition to Jeremy, you will also have Richard and James, adding to the fun quotient of the show.
While Richard will have a date with a more masculine version of a Hummer-look-alike model in South Africa, James will be seen persuading the Olympic gold medalist skeleton racer, Amy Williams, to take a test drive in the new model of a small rally sensation.
The catch of premier will of course be Jeremy’s day with Jaguar E-Type, and it remains to be seen what his verdict would be.
Top Gear latest installment will also have the taste of rock music as Alice Cooper will be making his way as a guest star.
Watch are you waiting for? Just press the accelerator!

Jeremy Clarkson and Wife Francie No Longer Living Together!

Things, as they stand, aren’t going too well for Jeremy Clarkson, the presenter of the universally acclaimed talk show, Top Gear!
Soon after the rumors of his alleged affair hit Francie and the fans of Jeremy, the news of their separation also started to circulate. Jeremy is said to have moved out of the house, with Francie staying back at their countryside estate in Oxfordshire.
The couple has separated (although, not legally) and it doesn’t look like they are going to live together any time soon. The thing that pains is the fact that the couple had stayed together for 18 long years and has three kids as well. Well, years don’t matter, do they? It wasn’t too long ago that we heard of Arnold’s separation from his wife, after 25 years of marital bliss!
Anyway, Jeremy Clarkson was devastated when the news of his affair with Jemima Khan got leaked; and he and Francie tried their bit and flew out for a vacation. But, things do not seem to have worked out well. Now they have separated, and only a miracle could bring them back together.
Earlier, when the news of Jeremy purchasing a flat in West London surfaced, Francie was heard saying that their decision to live separately is mutual, and that Jeremy will be coming back.
The show is, however, still on, and you can get the Top Gear download to find Jeremy still in the best of his moods. He may be going through a difficult phase in his personal life, but he surely is doing his best to live up to the show’s charm and image.
We don’t doubt your concern a bit, Mr. Clarkson, and hope that the next thing that I write about is the news of you and Francie getting back together!

Jeremy Clarkson- Is he the next Tiger Woods?

Being labeled as the next Tiger Woods (with regards to affairs with women) may not have pleased Jeremy Clarkson at all! However, his wife’s denial of him being involved in any kind of affair with ‘another’ woman would have terribly pleased him! 

 

Jeremy’s wife Frances believes that because he and Phillipa work together, the coming of such rumors becomes highly likely. She, however, is unperturbed by any of these rumors.

That would give Jeremy some relief as stories were in circulation that he was in a relationship with Phillipa Sage. The rumors continue to be around, but they have been neutralized by Frances’ way of thinking.

Watch Top Gear episodes online and see if you can figure a hidden image of (sex-obsessed) Tiger Woods in Jeremy (I bet that you will not be able to do so, as he appears like a ‘man of integrity’)! 

 

Jeremy expresses utter surprise at being seen as another Tiger Woods. Let’s assume that his surprise is valid and he is a love-struck husband!