Thursday 21 July 2011

Top Gear Returns! No, Not Cars 2…The Top Gear!


Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond return to our television screens with yet another season of Top Gear. (Will you please stop thinking about Cars 2?)
The talk show brings back all the discussions and all the statistics, all the speed and all the excitement, and none of that boring stuff on how to win a girl in 10 days. It’s our show – cool, high-key and brash! Take out your cars; and if you don’t have one, buy one!
Recently, a trailer was released. Top Gear, which starts on June 26, is showcasing some awesome cars. The trailer gave a glimpse of Jeremy Clarkson at the front seat of McLaren MP4-12C. Wow, this is what you call amazing!
I also saw Richard Hammond darting around in a Dartz Prombron. And if the two were seat-belting such magnificent cars, why do you think James would let go of the chance? Well, there we were, shouting ‘go Jamie go’ when he cruised past our sight in a blink, safely seated inside a Mini WRC.
The trailer also shows Abarth 500C and Citroën DS3-R skidding down the city streets. If your heart has started racing, then hold it because you will need some of your breath to take in the screeching halt of a Porsche Boxster.
And if now you can’t hold your breath any longer, watch Top Gear episodes online…ah, the previous season, sir; there is still a week before you get to see the trio keeping the rules of driving intact…huh!
After that if you want to buy a car, don’t bother to listen to everything that the experts have to say – just walk out – you don’t have a car yet, remember – and barge in one of those car dealers’ shop. If they ask you what car you wanna buy sir, dreamily mention any name from Top Gear’s.
And promise me you will punch that car dealer if he even jokingly mentions you having drawn an inspiration from Cars 2. BANG! Yeah, like that!

Wednesday 13 July 2011

Don’t Ever Travel With Train Again! When Would Cars come To use?

Confused?
Top Gear’s latest segment intends to cover several grounds, just as it always does, but it intends to do that through a modified caravan. Now this could be an important step towards making transportation cheaper, and much more convenient.
The segment proposes some new and easy-to-apply methods, in order to make train travel better. And what the hosts of the show have chosen to do here?
I will tell you.
While Jeremy Clarkson will review two of the most sleek and beautiful cars around, the show would also take up a caravan and modify it into… Well, it sort of will look like a train!
You see, they never attempt to achieve anything less than a miracle.
Watch Top Gear season 17 episode 4 online to learn how an alternative can be used to make your train journeys cheaper, and less time-consuming.
The Top Gear team will replace the locomotive with cars and carriages that are modified to suit driver’s needs. 

This means, that you would get to enjoy a car drive, with lots of luggage, and still feel as if you are luggage-less! And if the giant vehicle doesn’t entirely fit your mood, you already have the Jaguar XKR-S and Nissan GT-R to choose from!
Jeremy Clarkson will bring these two on the road, test drive them, give his insightful comments, without which we can’t ever decide what car to buy, leaving us with loads of alternatives to choose our drive from.
Fun would never escape the vicinity of Top Gear, as just after Jeremy Clarkson’s stunts, Rowan Atkinson will take centre stage, as the guest star. There’s always a feeling while watching Top Gear, a feeling that we may be running out of excuses to not buy a new car.
That adds some more fun, doesn’t it?

Thursday 7 July 2011

Who says that you can’t Drive Cheap?

My dear rich friends, here is the challenge…! Bring on your expensive hi-end cars for a down town race…But yeah, fix the race only after the upcoming episode of Top Gear is screened in the next few days.
Would be interesting to see you guys lose it with your hard earned hot wheels and at the same time, imagine my profits from the race.
Point to note: I race only when there’s a large amount of dough at stake.
Jeremy, James, and Richard are back again into the loopy world of wheels. And, this time, with something absolutely different from the flashy stuff that we normally get to view and dream about.
So guys, I am eagerly waiting to watch Top Gear season 17 episode 3 online with just seven grands in my pocket for a rugged Nissan Pixo, or maybe a McLaren MP4-12C, that could help me give you brats a tough competition.
Well, which one of the two…? A Nisan Pixo or a McLaren; well, that depends on Jeremy and his advice for sure. But wait, these are not the only two options… Jeremy would be comparing it to a similarly priced Ferrari, I guess…
Well, are you there, you rich kids?
I know you would be laughing at the thought of second hand cars…
But, wait folks…listen to this. Car permanence, strength, and driving credentials would be tested at the most suitable of locales so that you guys stop laughing and start using your head on how to make the most out of your seven grands. And, it would be an obvious blunder for us to assume that a team of experts like Jeremy, James, and Richard would be showcasing only three cars. There will be more of these for sure….
How will you guys react to a Range Rover Evoque that passes all tests of durability and driving efficiency at a measly 7 thousand pounds?
Well, avoid the ‘gasping for breath’ gestures and start dreaming; hold on to your dough and wait to watch Top Gear on July 10, 2011.
And, don’t forget the race guys.
I can see my money tripling, right away!