Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond return to our television screens with yet another season of Top Gear. (Will you please stop thinking about Cars 2?)
The talk show brings back all the discussions and all the statistics, all the speed and all the excitement, and none of that boring stuff on how to win a girl in 10 days. It’s our show – cool, high-key and brash! Take out your cars; and if you don’t have one, buy one!
Recently, a trailer was released. Top Gear, which starts on June 26, is showcasing some awesome cars. The trailer gave a glimpse of Jeremy Clarkson at the front seat of McLaren MP4-12C. Wow, this is what you call amazing!
I also saw Richard Hammond darting around in a Dartz Prombron. And if the two were seat-belting such magnificent cars, why do you think James would let go of the chance? Well, there we were, shouting ‘go Jamie go’ when he cruised past our sight in a blink, safely seated inside a Mini WRC.
The trailer also shows Abarth 500C and Citroën DS3-R skidding down the city streets. If your heart has started racing, then hold it because you will need some of your breath to take in the screeching halt of a Porsche Boxster.
And if now you can’t hold your breath any longer, watch Top Gear episodes online…ah, the previous season, sir; there is still a week before you get to see the trio keeping the rules of driving intact…huh!
After that if you want to buy a car, don’t bother to listen to everything that the experts have to say – just walk out – you don’t have a car yet, remember – and barge in one of those car dealers’ shop. If they ask you what car you wanna buy sir, dreamily mention any name from Top Gear’s.
And promise me you will punch that car dealer if he even jokingly mentions you having drawn an inspiration from Cars 2. BANG! Yeah, like that!